Ben is the twenty-something professional.

So you must be wondering, what does Ben do everyday? I know you guys think of me a lot, I think of you guys a lot.

For example I visit everyone of your blogs every day and go on each of your MySpace and Friendster (yes Friendster) before I take a shower in the morning, sometimes I am 2 hours late to work because of it. I do this because I care so much.

A photo essay:





After waiting for 30-45 minutes for Mike to arrive, I ride him to work.



I sign on to Niketalk at 9:10AM.

I stare at Dwight and look for inspiration while I drink my office Cafe Mocha (hot cocoa mix, powdered creamer and coffee) and eat a FiberOne bar.

I "read a magazine at work." If you don't watch "How I Met Your Mother", you probably wont get this reference.




I stare at Damon while he posts his current boredom/anger on his FaceBook app on his iPhone.

For lunch I eat nine Costco chicken nuggets and a Diet Coke, I dip them in a Sriracha/Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce hybrid that I invented. This is a total of 310 boring calories.

I then proceed to perform tasks no one cares about, but for some reason get paid handsomely to do.

At 4:58PM I sign off of Niketalk.




I wait another 52 minutes for Mike to leave his desk and meet me at his car.

The highlight of my wonderful day, running into Barry Bonds in his Lexus.


BTW it's his birthday tomorrow, wish him a happy birthday!!!!

I love my life.