Ben is masturbating violently to Canon L lens reviews.

Now that I have your full attention. (please take your hands out of your pants, I will not get very erotic in this blog. If I did I probably wouldn't make the blog title so obviously sexual. I'd probably be more subtle if I was going to make sweet blog fuck to you.)

I am stroking my huge virtual penis it to reviews of L glass on Fred Miranda.

I am currently looking at a 24-70mm F/2.8L or a 24-105 F/4.0L IS lens to buy myself for my birthday.

I'd also like a 17-40mm F/4.0L. However this lens is a lot like me, it is super wide but not quite long enough to be lusted over.

I am getting pulled to some cheap primes like the 85mm F/1.8 or 100mm F/2.0. I was supposed to buy a 85mm for a great price ($250!), but the seller guy from Mira Mesa flaked on me. He probably got offered more money and he chose money over his word, oh well.

You know what they say about people from Mira Mesa right?

They have to drive south to get to Fashion Valley. Avoid contact, deals, sex, brinner (breakfast for dinner) with Mira Mesans, especially Ilocano ones. I have no idea if this guy was Ilocano, but I would take the spread in Vegas anytime that he was.

Anyway. I am also jacking off to this:

A BMW E30 series M3 chassis with a twin turbocharged S62 5.0 liter V8 (like the one in my M5) sitting pretty with Ohlins coilovers on matte black time attack BBS Challenge (CH) wheels.