Ben is not a noob.

I am trying to sell my EOS 30D SLR Camera on the internet (eBay, Craigslist, forums) and when you sell things on the internet you have to deal with the dumbest, crookedest people that live on this planet.

I got this email from an attempted Nigerian scammer, we will call him "Loser Fuck" and here is how it went. I will refer to him as LF (short for loser fuck)

Remember, these are DIRECT quotes from the email, I have not doctored the quotes to make me sound smarter or him sound less stupidfuckshit.

LF to me:

"It's this item still for sale"

me to LF:

"Yes, the camera is still for sale.
Thanks,Ben"

LF to me:

"Nice hearing back from you.....i live in 1211 Lincoln Rd. Miami
Beach,and i will be traveling to Switzerland (Zurich) in the next
2days for a conference . I want to buy your item for my son that
traveled to the western part of Africa (Nigeria) he work with the
British American tobacco . i will pay you $550 for the item and $150
for the shipping cost . I will pay you through my pay pal account
immediately you agree
to sell the item for me. I hope that the item is in the best
condition. Do get back to me with your pay pal email address so that
i can pay you asap.

Hope to read from you soon."

Commentary: YEAH RIGHT DUMB BITCH WHORE NIGERIAN YOU ARE GONNA STEAL MY PAYPAL!

Me to LF:

"Send me 700 brand new $1 dollar bills and a naked picture of your son and I will think about it.

I love you, bye!"

Geeze, what a start to the day, first my key card fails to let me in the door then Mike doesn't want to sip sip me... now this!